It’s coming to light that millions,
maybe the entire 2-some-odd billion in relief aid
is MISSING
dat’s right —
it NEVAH MADE IT TO VICTIMS OF HURRICANE KATRINA.
Where did it all go?
Even the icecubes were sent back
They didn’t distribute it
follow the icecubes
maybe it’s in the freezah of
some domestic homeland securities
We break it you buy it
Fill out the form, most’ll be able to tell ya
Most still haven’t been able to go back —
American refugees,
and we’re just turning the other cheek.
Five days of waitin’
that’s right
prisoners barely makin’ it to light
they’re still waitin’ in New Orleans
in the schools, prisons
and streets,
just all bloated up now
That lady’s still dead
at the Thunderdome
She didn’t make it
a long time ago
she’s smellin’ up our memories
dat’s right, my misgovernment bitches
we ain’t nevah gonna make it to the Supadome
even for the photo opportunities
FEMA ain’t never gonna take out the trash
only forget about it
til it goes away
five days a-waitin’
and they can’t get you any water
you can be patient my brothah
but the ice bagsa stayin in the fridge
man
No need to beg
Where’s the recall?
America’s a-hurtin’
America’s a hurtbag

As a foreign woman in Taiwan
i have polenty of time to work
on my pickup lines
at home.

PICK-UP LINES FOR DIFFERENT NATIONAlities:
BRITTISH:”Do you watch BBC sport?”
TAIWANESE: “Jia ba bweh?” (Have you eaten yet?)